I'm currently going a restroom pic and I have to put some scribblings up on the restroom wall. Generic things you see in public restroom. I personally just don't want to come up with it all by myself, so I'm asking you guys to help contribute.
Hooray :D
i (heart) captain picard
Generic phone number? And lol @ Picard.
How about "I was here!" Followed by another scribbling (obviously done by someone else)below that says "Me too!" and a third set below that one (again, different font and ink colour) "Don't forget about me!"
There's also the usual (crudely) drawn sexual poses.
Flush twice wisconsin needs the water :B
Of course, the obligatory 'For a good time, call phone number'. Maybe some kind of gang threat? (Only if you're at my school. :P)
Any inside jokes you have would be fun to slip in, as well. I know (with my music), I often slip in a few little vox effects with different inside jokes between my friends and I.
"I wasn't here."
"For a good time, call Sean KL5-PAWS"
(cross out "Sean" and put "Leonard", then cross that one out and put "Sean" again, etc etc :)
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If it's a college restroom, consider this intellectual addition:
"God is dead" --Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead" --God
or a shout-out to Margaret Atwood's "The Blind Assassin":
"Meat is murder"
"Don't eat what you aren't prepared to kill"
"Don't kill what you aren't prepared to eat"
"Don't kill"
"Don't eat"
"Fuck vegetarians! All gods are carnivorous"
Usually heavy graffiti(sp?), tagging. Rust stains, shit like that.
Some of the stuff that'd already had been suggested's cool, as well. Really depends where it's at. If it's a school, the tagging would be crude and basic, with silly shit about "___ has AIDS", and "I FUCKED YOUR MAMA" and random #'s.
Same w/ restaraunt restrooms, except not as much, and some invitations, like "call ___ if u wanna have a good time! 555-000-0000"
If it's totally ghetto, heavy tagging with some skill, over layed with layers of tagging that gets worse as the layers of it piles on. Usually not kept up, so also stains, rust, grime...
Hope this helps, bra. Good luck.
You could take a page out of Disney's book!:
"For a Good Time, call Alyson Wonderland + Generic Phone number."
For agreat time call Lunarwolf Fluffy
Grisser rulz
(if its a restroom at a night club maybe put in a few glory holes)
love your art grisser its truely the best!!!
Shadow Coon must have also seen Roger Rabbit... hence the
"For a Good Time, call Allyson Wonderland 555-6969"
ToRo
Well one i thought was kinda funny was this one
"What kinda Bs make milk?"
BOOBEE! and have a drawing of boobs with wings flying around under it. I found that funny.
Here I Sit
Broken Hearted
Paid My Dime
And Only Farted
Aside from the fraternities making death threats to one another ("TKEs fuck sheep!!"), people in my school like to draw little dicks. So I draw arrows pointing to them saying "actual size". It gets the attention of a lot of people. :D
Like I said in FA. "Lick Me!"
XP
4 a good thyme call 1-900-your-mom
Sean in shipping fucks babies!
Matt Smith RULZ! [[‘rulz’ crossed out and replaced with “is a ham-assed pussy”]]
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my virginity the least.
You can't masturbate puberty away, it has to happen over time.
one I've seen a few times before has been
BJ
<random time>
<random date>
My fave grafitti ever, from Seattle:
1st Line: "I fucked yo Mama!"
Reply: "Go home, Dad. You're drunk."
"Tap foot for BJ."
Add a condom machine with scribbles on it too :3
"Tora wuz X (insert random date)" :D
Well at uni there's the gay sex, there's the people raggin' on the gay sex, there's the Right vs Left political arguments. And of course Toilet Tennis with look right - look left on opposite walls.
And illegiable 'cool' signatures in niko pen
I used to see a lot of drawn penis stuffs, when I was in grade school. The most memorable thing was that most lettering was either scratched in, or it was drawn in large, bubble/3D lettering.
Putting anything too clever, or noticable on the wall might take focus away from the scene in your picture, though. I'm not sure why I'm telling YOU this.. seeing as ya' prolly already know.
Those who write on restroon walls roll their shit in little balls...
Those who read these words of wit... Eat those little balls of shit...
From Writing on the Shithouse Walls.
Some book I found in MiddleSchool. I dont even think its available anymore
A crudely drawn cock.
Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Came to shit, but only farted.
Later on, I'll take a chance
And hope to fart,
Not shit my pants.
SLASH DOT DASH!!!!!
or
/.-./.-.com
There's any number of crude, humorous, or disgusting things you could put. Usually, like NavisX said, there're gay sex propositions, "fags burn in hell" replies, phone numbers real or fake, and of course YE GODS the crappy penises.
Basically, think of the worst cybersex chat room you've ever been to and that'll be a good template.
Left stall wall:
"Want to play toliet tennis? See other wall for directions."
Right stall wall:
"Want to play toliet tennis? See other wall for directions."
"Klatu Verata Nictu" (Yeah, I went there)
And, for a note further out there...
"Kim [heart] Shego"
Whenever I go into the public can, I look to see if anyone wrote fag, and then I add hearts and stars around it so it instead of being like "fucking 'fag'" it looks more like "hurray 'fags!'"
Or how about something suggestive like, Steve AND Jim were here.
Or i like writting, "Oops I dropped my pen!"
Or something generic, like Metalica Rules! Or Mr. Brown is a dickhead.
or how about, I can see your penis from here!
You could have it so that some guys took to writing they're penis sizes there X3 and then one says Dave-2 inches, and then Dave writes like, you guys suck.
Hehe thanks, guys :) I finished the picture. Sorry that I couldn't put them all on there.
I want to have your babies.
my favorite is putting my friends phone numbers that way I likely can witness it when they get a call
Yeah, I know, picture is already done, but you all overlooked something obvious: Fraternity / Sorority letters. I can't think of a single restroom on any campus, or around a campus, that isn't littered with these things.
HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
BEWARE OF KERVIN FLORES BEFORE HE KILLS YOU WITH HIS COLD BLOODY KNIFE! AAAAHHHHHH